I've been thinking about writing this for years, at first I didn't dare, but after years and after a lot of material I gathered from messages I've exchanged with my exes, I decided to write you this unique post.
As you probably know, exes and people in general are not alike, they are different characters and personalities, and each of them can say the same thing in a message, but mean it in a different way.
Let's just make it clear that friendship between 2 exes doesn't exist and if there is always somewhere deep inside them there is the romantic part or some small repressed thing, don't listen to me foolishly that friendship between exes exists because I'll go crazy - don't look at us Europeans and foreigners playing it and saying "come on, friends, we're with the ex from here", because deep down we know that this is not true-
So today I'm going to decipher an ex's messages from here to tell you which category the ex belongs to:
THE vulture -the one who wants to have them all-: He is the classic vulture man who wants all the women at his feet, he wants his girlfriend too, he keeps you on a friendly/erotic but above all human level -not- and looks at every exotic female that passes by like the classic lustful man that he is
THE shopped -one who thinks someone is who they are when they are not
THE I don't care anymore. -but I want to see what you're doing-
THE and we are good friends -because yes, this is very normal-
THE I remembered you after years and I want to see you again. -he wants something else, but we won't say it any further-
THE I remembered you for a joke. -because I don't have anyone else right now, at least it's a dobro-
THE perfect man, the right man, the naughty one, the smart one, the charming one -not does not exist-
THE ex inviting you to his wedding -not to see what a bargain and a lightning bolt you missed-
THE I will have fun, I will commit sins, I swear to you.
I am looking for a bride.
THE But I got over you, but at the same time I'm afraid I still love you. -commonly the ex who doesn't know what he wants and we'll never know-
THE against marriage -but he remembers you every now and then-
THE ex who doesn't know if he's the victim or the perpetrator in your breakup -we've said both are to blame-