Recently, my best friend Stefanos saw an ex of mine and his last line was: "Jesus Christ".
I react in a similar way, but in a harsher style and of course with more malice. Of course, you'll tell me why you should react? But when you see the other person as a classic vulture man with a toupee and thinking that he's the man when he's not and that everyone wants him, you can't help but get angry.
So how do I react when I see an ex of mine either in person or on social media because above all we are Europeans and we play it safe with our exes (#not):
When I see my ex on social media
https://giphy.com/gifs/kimmyschmidt-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-uks-3oEjHXTdZtYRmhWzny
When I see my ex up close and he looks like a vulture who thinks everyone wants him
https://giphy.com/gifs/wxw2e19ZMsjio
When I catch him on the road and he does a harpoon in 18 ares like he's the absolute god (#not)
https://giphy.com/gifs/realitytvgifs-shocked-rhoa-kim-zolciak-crzliDNVbqDbW
When I see him in common company
https://giphy.com/gifs/reality-tv-shocked-jersey-shore-abhuZVfVJcPYs
When I saw my ex at school and I played the diva and the shopaholic (because I already am) because he thought he could get by with 18 girls when in reality they didn't want him either
https://giphy.com/gifs/pandawhale-please-wintour-DPsdVlKpxVwKQ
When I see him with his current girlfriend and they fight, deep down I'm happy about it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7bdUwVKAxUwP2SY
When I see that he is coming to talk to me
https://giphy.com/gifs/face-get-slhay2qwQCiWs
As you can see, seeing your ex again, whether by chance or through social media, should never bring up your feelings for any reason. Instead, keep your cool and move on.
Indifference, you know, and spitting stings a lot and makes even the one who plays it cool when in reality he's not!
How do you react when you see your exes?